- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Letter to Santa
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Oh what joy & oh what fun
The festive season has begun
Watch the whey-faced parents run
To get your Christmas shopping done -
Oh what joy & oh what fun.
Hear them holler, hear them shout –
All the juvenile rabble, out
For their presents - without doubt
Each of them a grabbing lout -
Hear them holler, hear them shout.
Oh what laughter, oh what joy
As our little girl or boy
Tears the wrapper of each toy
Bought by us in your employ -
Oh what laughter, oh what joy.
Oh how pleasant, oh how nice!
They will wreck them in a trice
And something simple won’t suffice…
It is we that pay the price:
Oh how pleasant, oh how nice!
Hear them warble, hear them sing
Drowning angels carolling -
We will feel our eardrums ring
With the quarrels that you bring:
One day you’ll get the reckoning.
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