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Click hereThere once were two men from Nome,
Who loved the wilderness to roam;
In foul weather or fair,
Neither combed his own hair;
Seems they left both their mirrors at home.
And remember this one:
There once was a young woman from Norway,
Who as she hung by her heels in the doorway,
Said to her young man, get off the divan,
I think I've found one more way.