Limerick Love

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There once was a Domme from Chicago, Who thought she was quite the Virago, Her feet subs did kiss, She stopped short of piss, Feminization she thought apasionado.

There once was a domme from the burbs, who felt quite complete using words, though cam sluts did show, twas the nerds she did know, it's the big not the "small brain" she preferred.

There once was a charming young man, who grew quite tired of his hand, he met a young Domme, at collarme.com, the dildo was not part of his plan.

There once was a tv named kitty, whose wardrobe was wonderfully pretty, her only concern that her panties did spurn, they would not quite cover her clitty.

There once was a beautiful bimbo, who won at the game they called limbo, her flexible pose was the envy of those, who wished that her legs were akimbo.

There once was a charming old dyke, who always knew what she liked, Tis the ladies she said, I will gleefully bed, and the men can't compete, that's no hype.

There once was a lovely young lesbian, who was a talented thespian, her drama did make a considerable wake, queen, in another time, she'd have been.

There was a tweedy young gent, whose mind was considerably bent, his lover was pleased when he was down on his knees, and it wasn't a proposal he meant.

There once was a sub named kitten, who was considerably smitten, with spankings and then, she'd carefully bend, and on her cute tush they were hittin'.

There once was a hairy behemoth, who was in love with his penis, his Domme said to shave, put this dress on you knave, and then I'll name you Ar-tea-miss.

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3 Comments
DutchMafiaDutchMafiaalmost 15 years ago
Very witty

Loved your use of words in this poetry and all of your submissions.

duddle146duddle146over 17 years ago
Hilarious!

Ribald poetry at its finest - limericks. Amusing and fun to read.

LeBrozLeBrozover 17 years ago
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Nice little collection of some fun limericks.