tagNon-Erotic PoetryLimerick Set 002!

Limerick Set 002!

byUncle Pervey©

A belly dancer named Francie,
Tried to get a little fancy!
When she did a quick split, she farted and then shit,
And tore the seat of her panties!

Michael a bloke from Down Under,
While in the outhouse would thunder!
When he'd blow loud and long, he'd harmonize in song,
And his duet was a wonder!

Allan was a shy young feller,
And never was a real Heller!
Except when he'd pass gas, it was like a horn blast,
Then Allan would "Snort" his smeller!

Kevin could get really frantic,
And sometimes get in a panic!
If he just couldn't find, a place for his behind,
His "spincter'd" start acting manic!

A fellow named Jack was real cool,
He certainly was no one's fool!
He ALWAYS ate "greasy," which made his dumps easy,
And Jack never got a hard stool!

An old blind man from Tennessee,
Gave respect to it's "sanctity!"
When he got a real urge, for his bowels to be purged,
He'd "Exlax" and go instantly!!

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