Limerick Set 002!byUncle Pervey©
A belly dancer named Francie,
Tried to get a little fancy!
When she did a quick split, she farted and then shit,
And tore the seat of her panties!
Michael a bloke from Down Under,
While in the outhouse would thunder!
When he'd blow loud and long, he'd harmonize in song,
And his duet was a wonder!
Allan was a shy young feller,
And never was a real Heller!
Except when he'd pass gas, it was like a horn blast,
Then Allan would "Snort" his smeller!
Kevin could get really frantic,
And sometimes get in a panic!
If he just couldn't find, a place for his behind,
His "spincter'd" start acting manic!
A fellow named Jack was real cool,
He certainly was no one's fool!
He ALWAYS ate "greasy," which made his dumps easy,
And Jack never got a hard stool!
An old blind man from Tennessee,
Gave respect to it's "sanctity!"
When he got a real urge, for his bowels to be purged,
He'd "Exlax" and go instantly!!