tagNon-Erotic PoetryLimerick Set 011 - Bad Smells!

Limerick Set 011 - Bad Smells!

byUncle Pervey©

There was a young girl who was a thinker,
And she had a real bad bushy stinker,
She douched with a Dago red wine, until she had it smelling fine,
She cleaned up her stink and made it pinker!

A man had a real bad smelling member,
And it smelled so bad it could spark "Embers!"
The fellow was such a "Dumb" dope, he scrubbed it hard with some "Lye" soap,
And had to air it out in an old sock!

There was a young and voluptuous Lass,
Who except for one small thing had real class!

So she scrubbed and washed out her crack, til her cheeks were so clean they smacked,
And now she has a clean sweet smelling ass!

A fat man always wore his pants real loose,
His exposed crack smelled like a nasty Goose.
He scrubbed his crack til it turned pink, and wire brushed away all his stink,
Cause he'd always wanted a "red" caboose!@!

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