Limerick Set 013 - Bell Strings!

It's just a funny old thing,
But it's MY OWN Ding-a-ling.
It gives me a REAL JOY, when I PLAY with my TOY,
It's JUST some old BELLS on a STRING!

When I told Jack 'bout my thing,
And HOW I could MAKE it RING.
Jack grinned "That sounds like fun," so I sent him down one,
NOW Jack's got HIS OWN Ding-a-ling!

Mike who was living near "Queens,"
Heard about Jack's and my thing.
Mike grinned "Well I'll be "BLEEPED!" I'll get rid of my sheep,
And I'll get MY OWN Ding-a-ling!

Allan heard about our "Ring,"
And said he WANTED THAT "Thing!"
Allan got a BIG grin, and he pulled on his chin,
Now he PLAYS with HIS Ding-a-ling!

Kevin who NEVER COULD sing,
Wrote a SONG about THAT "Thing!"
Kevin HAD a BIG laugh, while he played with his "Staff,"
He DIDN'T WANT NO "Ding-a-ling!"

The girls on the "List" ALL sing,
And "Harmonized" 'bout the "Thing.
They ALL sang and had fun, and after they GOT DONE,
They went and got THEIR OWN "Bell Strings!!"