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Limerick Set 014 - Crude and Rude!

byUncle Pervey©

A pretty lady named Lei Wong,
Resided and lived in Hong Kong.
She wasn't too tall, in fact she was small,
But Lee Wong really LOVED a Long Dong!

A radio man named Jeavers,
Wasn't so good with receivers.
But he'd give loud smacks, at naked pert cracks,
Then groan "They've been split by cleavers!"

A pretty young thing named Nelly,
Had problems with something smelly.
She was quite a dish, but smelled just like fish,
The stink came from under her belly!

There once was a man named Molder
Who attempted to throw a small boulder
When he tripped on a rock, he grabbed his own cock,
And threw himself over his shoulder!

There was an old woman named Tuck,
Who never learned just how to fuck.
But with her teeth out, she'd make a Saint shout,
Cause she really knew how to suck!

An ugly old lady named Moore,
Had a nose just like an old boar.
A real ugly lass, but it was her ass,
That everyone liked on this whore!

An old codger named Kevin Kent,
Had a long pecker slightly bent.
He'd catch some young lass, and drill her young ass,
And claim he just opened her vent!

A cowboy straight out of Texas,
Had to give up his fine Lexis.
He went back to his horse, cause he HAD to of course,
He had too many damned "Ex's!"

They all went on an odyssey,
Fulfilling their own prophecy.
They went without clothes, and everyone knows,
This is no way for modesty!

A redneck hillbilly named Sam,
Said he just didn't give a damn.
He'd do as he please, gave her breast a squeeze,
And beat it outside on the lam!

An indian maid named Sweet Corn,
Loved an indian brave's big horn.
They met in the night, to enjoy delight,
And a little papoose was born!

A horny old outlaw named slaughter,
Had an urge for a rancher's daughter.
He caught her for his slave, and took her to his cave,
He's doin' now what he oughter!

There was a young lady from Burr,
Who always went swimming in Urr.
One day on a dare, she went swimming bare,
And icicles hung from her fur!

A pretty young lady named Tuck,
Likes to roll around in the muck.
When she is asked why, she gives a big sigh,
It feels so good I want to fuck!!

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