Limerick Set 019 - Unrequited Love!

A young heifer in heat was mooing low,
She wanted the old bull to have a go.
The old bull gave her a leer,
But in fact he was a steer,
And all that mossy-horn could do was blow!

Donald Duck was making eyes at Daisy,
And acting somewhat goofy and crazy.
But Daisy ran him away,
Right after she had her say,
The last thing she told him was "You're lazy!"

A Chico who made his chile' fancy,
Would always get a little bit antsie.
When a male came in to buy,
He'd wink as he sashayed by,
He was known as the Mexican "Nancy!"

A humpback English man named Daniel Boone,
Could really sing and make the ladies swoon.
But he'd lose all of his charm,
And they'd run off in alarm,
When he'd grab his butt-cheek and play a tune!

I met a young girl who was full of brass,
And to me she had lots and lots of class.
But she made one BIG mistake,
She didn't know I'd partake,
When she invited me to, "Bite her ass!!"