Linda Christopher for Christmas

This Christmas is different
turkey is off the menu
larger bird is required
nurse Linda Christopher
straight off the butchers hook
tight navy blue uniform
forty eight years young
no spring chicken
tough old bird
needs preparing
my fingers up her nostrils
lifts her into baking dish
Linda Christopher
waiting to be plucked
stuffing her fat ass
with sage and onion
shaving Linda's bush
sausage stuck up her cunt
to add flavour
nurses uniform removed
like opening a Christmas present
pop her in the oven
until brown and crisp
breasts like footballs
squeeze nipples
tasty breast milk
for gravy
Linda Christopher
my Christmas dinner.