- Erotic Poetry
- Little Miss Muffet!
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Little Miss Muffet!
Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on her tuffet,
Feeling so blue and alone,
Then along came Jack Sunny,
And called her his "Honey,"
And fucked her with his hard hot bone.
Now little Miss Muffet,
Won't sit on her tuffet,
She's found it more useful today.
She lays cross her chair,
And offers him there,
And lets Jack Sunny fuck her HIS way!
He lifts up her skirt,
And then he inserts,
His bulging cock in her hole.
He shoves in and out,
And makes her shouts,
Cause fucking her GOOD is his goal!!
- COMMENTS
Anonymousalmost 20 years ago.....must be rolling in her grave - if she has one. The scanning staggers a bit even though you start out with both strong rhyming and rhythm.
Maybe you had a really nasty nanny?
YDDalmost 20 years agoPervy doesn't tough it,
He goes straight for the muff, it
is something you knew he'd do.
How many nursery rhymes are there anyway?
