Magic poo, slips up the U-bend unnoticed.
Unnoticed by the sexy hot breasts.
Unnoticed by the cock dick toilet and sex boobs.
Slips, soapy, slipping out of my slit.
Someday you will be recognised by the garden trimmers.
And muff divers.
And unyielding havoc labia.
My rectum aches for your return,
my arse is numb from anxiety.
Sporadic herpes quims my face.
Multitudinous sperms incarnadine,
turning the prude one preggers.