- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Manscape
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Click hereThe truth told
don't mind getting old
Babes say my silver hair
is so debonair
Hell, I can work that
But what a scare
When I look down there
A crazy long white hair
It can't be mine
Messing up my line
Damn.... it's attached
Should I snip it back
Or dye it black
That shit is whack
Still dropping my jeans
Like in my teens
I ain't gonna lose my groove
Cause of old man pubes!
- COMMENTS
Desejoalmost 12 years agoAuthorI shall recommend he attend the cotillion
with a boyzilian.
Anyway, trimming the bushes always helps to show off the tree!
tazz317almost 12 years agodont allow the clothes a good fit, TK U MLJ LV NV
Tzaraalmost 12 years agoA white hair matters! What a grave
Development--an aging knave
Needs confidence to misbehave
With younger women. He will crave
Her firm-toned flesh, perhaps he'll rave
On flexibility, the wave
Her body--undulant, depraved--
He rows upon, mere galley slave.
I guess, like porn star, from his nave-
L to his groin he should just shave.
The best roads are the ones best paved.
