- Erotic Poetry
- Mechanic Ecstasy
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(Sung to the tune of "The Addam's Family." I added words
for the bridge - look for "Buzz.")
I'm horny and it's quite late.
Just get the lube. There's no wait.
I'll turn it on and vibrate.
Mechanic Ecstasy!
There's no one here to show how.
It doesn't take much know-how.
Insert and get a KER-POW!
Mechanic Ecstasy!
Fiddle your bits. Buzz! Buzz!
Twiddle your tits. Buzz! Buzz!
Like where it hits.
It gives me fits.
Then, call it quits. Buzz! Buzz!
Unlike the boys around me,
Bothersome, they might be.
I like to have it pound me.
Mechanic Ecstasy!
It doesn't ever screen us.
It's just hot sex between us.
It's better than a penis.
Mechanic Ecstasy!
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