- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Medical Marijuana Blues
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Medical Marijuana Blues
I'm in love with the girl at the cannabis dispensary
She's half my age but I love the way she smiles at me
Well she's tiny and she's pretty
And her hair's dyed blue
She wears little short skirts
And denim hot pants too
Refrain I'm in love with the girl at the cannabis dispensary
She's half my age but I love the way she smiles at me
She wears shiny gold sandals
With green pantyhose
She's got rings on her fingers
She's got a bone in her nose
Refrain
She calls me her favorite
Because we totally relate
(I go in for a gram
And come out with an eighth)
Refrain
Bridge
I'm high and in love
I never felt so alive
(I hand her a hundred
She gives back a five)
The girl is a gypsy
Or so they say
She can tell my fortune any day
Refrain
They say smoking weed
Doesn't cause any harm
Just lookout for that girl
With the buds and the charm
Refrain I'm in love with the girl at the cannabis dispensary
She's half my age but I love the way she smiles at me
