Men In Chat Rooms.....

Men in chat rooms trolling for the zippless fuck

(Or how to piss off a women in two minutes or less)



Hey, Baby, do you masturbate?

(this guy must be taking a survey)

Of course, thought every one did



What size are your tits?

(yea, what size are you, buddy)

Big enough



Do you like anal?

(some how that always gets tossed in)

Why, you planning on it?



Do you swallow?

Didn't know I was applying



(This must be some standard

sex questionnaire men learn.

I think I forgot

to sign up for that class)



Oh, and don't call me Baby

until you know me

or we decide to have one…..



(Jerk)