- Erotic Poetry
- Men In Chat Rooms.....
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Men in chat rooms trolling for the zippless fuck
(Or how to piss off a women in two minutes or less)
Hey, Baby, do you masturbate?
(this guy must be taking a survey)
Of course, thought every one did
What size are your tits?
(yea, what size are you, buddy)
Big enough
Do you like anal?
(some how that always gets tossed in)
Why, you planning on it?
Do you swallow?
Didn't know I was applying
(This must be some standard
sex questionnaire men learn.
I think I forgot
to sign up for that class)
Oh, and don't call me Baby
until you know me
or we decide to have one…..
(Jerk)
- COMMENTS
KOLKOREover 17 years agoIt sounds tough, despite the fact that at the same time your humor made the report on it hilariously funny! I won’t even ask what you were doing on their chat rooms (especially after say, the seventh). There can always be an exceptionally sweet one in the…chat rooms… ah… Yes…
Let’s just say that you were doing a public survey, plus you were entertaining yourself, plus you were fishing for ideas for poems about men who are jerks - all at the same time! See, as long as you remember the man of “Parts”, I am not worried about you.
BTW, I think that if you went to a “Happy hour”, at least both parties could see all parts at the same time, together and in one package. How about a review from that front some time?
Amyfriendover 17 years agoand hilarious to boot....should be mandatory reading for every woman..haha.
