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Mister Maggoo!

byUncle Pervey©

Mister Maggoo was a cheerful chubby man,
He was bald-headed and wore thick glasses.
He had a great urge for some pussy one night,
So he went out to scout up some lasses.

Mister Maggoo had been told about a place,
From an acquaintance that he didn't trust.
But he knew no other place he could go look,
So he reasoned to himself "If I must!"

He went inside where the lights were shining dim,
And found a likely lass up at the bar.
They talked awhile then she took him to a room,
She knew better than to get in his car!

Mister Maggoo was feeling real horny now,
He wanted a little taste of the lass.
He fell to his knees and lifted her skirt,
And then in shock he fell back on his ass!

A big cock had sprung out and straight at his face,
And it made him almost faint dead away!
Mister Maggoo got out fast and went back home,
He's looked no more for pussy to this day!!

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