Monkeys Are Funny

I mean
just look at those lips

look
take a chimp
put some glasses on him
put him in a lab coat
with "proctologist" stitched on it
bam
you got comedy

film him eating some peanut butter
dub the audio with
inane human blather
Marsha, I love you, I love you, I love you

put some rollerskates on him
strap on a propeller beanie
give him a pipe to smoke
have you no dignity, sir?

Tarzan went back
to lord it over them
hey, Groot-Groot
ever hear of the Pythagorean Theorem?
no?
then shaddup

you should have evolved
when the rest of us did
but you were too busy
peeling bananas with your toes
swinging through the trees
and throwing poop at each other

we shot them into space first
didn't know what the hell might happen
a person could just blow up
like a popped balloon
let us know how it goes, Mr. Bonkers

but if you get them mad
they could rip your stupid arm off
fling it
to the other end of the monkeyhouse

it's good to have
a few species
that we can make fun of