tagNon-Erotic PoetryMost Two Dangerous Words!

Most Two Dangerous Words!

byUncle Pervey©

The two most dangerous words you'll hear,
Are "Trust me" by someone who's dealing.
If they're spoken with sincerity,
Then you're about to get a "pealing!"

Have you heard a politician talk,
When he's tryin' to be convincing?
He'll tell everyone to "Trust me, friend,"
While his hand's in your pocket, clinching!

A used car salesman can be the worst,
When he's tryin' to sell you a car.
He'll say "Trust me, friend, this car's a peach!"
And he'll ream you out like a real star!

Don't forget those TV Preacher men,
Who beg you to send them your money.
They'll cry and snivel and beg for more,
But that Rolex they wear, ain't funny!

There's not two words that'll do more harm,
Than "Trust me," whenever it's spoken.
You better put both hands on your ass,
I'm serious, and I ain't jokin'!!

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