- Erotic Poetry
- Muse For Hire
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Seeking unusual position with fringe benefits, maximizing pleasurable pursuits.
Completely adaptive to your needs: Mother, Maiden, Mistress, Whore.
Demeanor: Effervescent individuality, voluptuous to the touch, hair of spun honey, eyes of ocean, warm voice for wanton whispers.
Qualifications: Carnal Knowledge College, Karma Sutra Certified, Bondage bonded.
Specializing in, but not limited to: Musicians, Artists, Bards, Journeymen, Authors, and the poetically inclined.
Only seriously despaired considered, subject to Terms & Conditions*. Please dial (555) 69I-INSPIRE.
*Cost of Service: one bloodied heart. Payment in full required upon completion of masterpiece. Failure to produce payment will result in a breech of contract; thereby forced retaliation will result in rapid dehydration of all creative juices for eternity.
