My Ideal Woman

The last line is for the ladies only <3

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Your pussy is immaculately and completely waxed, smooth as porcelain
as is your ready, yielding ‘rosebud,’ or asshole
Eighteen to twenty years old or thereabouts, in your heart at least
The tits are fake, perfectly round, huge and massive;
gigantic porcelain bowling balls atop the slim chest

Also fake is the color of your shimmering, ass-length, perfectly straight
bleached platinum-blonde mane with bangs to frame your pretty face
Your cosmetic upkeep is immaculate; your lust boundless
Your legs are long, smooth and slender; a real-living Barbie Doll

…For me to fuck 24/7

She should be intimately familiar with the arts of love:
Beauty, Seduction, Courting, and Lovemaking
Move from the hips when in ‘cowgirl’
her upper-body calm and still as the ass fucks and fucks and fucks

the penetrating length of my erect cock

Arch her back low when in ‘doggy’ as in ‘cowgirl’
Like a tigress in heat, the ass outthrust and yearning
Bend at the knees and thrust out the ass when standing to be fucked from behind
Relish fucking a cock standing, lowering her ass onto my lap in ‘sidesaddle’

As I sit in ecstasy, your cunt fucking my cock vertically from beside me

Your pussy is quick to flow at your lover’s touch
Your nipples quick to harden into gemstones
Quick to lift miniskirt and move thong aside to accept cock into your willing fuck-holes
Your moans of lust heavenly to your lover’s ears

as you fuck each night and day…

She should relish being pissed upon or accepting piss into her mouth
Suck cock hard, the mouth forming an airtight seal, yet the lips soft and relaxed
Work the shaft until the inevitable blast
And swallow his load of milk if he cums in her mouth

Or accept it up her bum, in the cunt, on the tits, or anywhere upon her…

In short, four words: Blonde, Shaved, Fake-Tits, Anal
Armed with these, any girl can be my Ideal Woman
Some pioneering beauties in this vein have been: Nikki Blond, Nikki Benz
Tanya James, Krystal Steal, Veronika Simon, Jesse Jane

Gwen Stefani and Avril Lavigne
Jenna Haze, Brianna Love, Alexis Texas, Brianna Banks, Ioana
Aletta Ocean, Madison Ivy, Jennifer White, Asa Akira, Rebeca Linares
Nadia Hilton, Evelin Lyn, Sensi Pearl and Faye Reagan
But all blonde, shaved, with fake tits and my cock fucking them up their asses 24/7

All these things I would require, at least-
Just kidding, of course! How utterly ridiculous!
The truth of the matter is, my love
That Black, White, big, small, Portuguese or Hispanic…

My Ideal Woman is you