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Click here"My Pecs Look Like Breasts" by Alexander The Poet 07.26.04
Whenever I go to exercise,
My pecs are what I workout the most
When I look at them, I get a rise,
My muscular pecs, I love to boast!
They say that a man's chest is a sign,
Of great strength and great virility
My chest is so firm and so defined,
That I reek, of masculinity!
But each time I shave my hairy chest,
I can see that the center caves in
It looks like I have cleavage and breasts,
Makes me feel, girly and feminine
I would stand in front of the mirror,
And I would play, rub, and fondle them
When I'd pinch my nipples, I'd quiver,
And I'd get such a huge orgasm
I think I'd look hot wearing a bra,
But with my chesthair heart, maybe not
All the girls would laugh and say 'haha',
But that would just turn me on a lot
I can bounce my pecs up and down too,
It feels so awesome when I do it
My pecs sucked, would be a dream come true,
I'm glad I got these pecs to live with
THE END
I do hope you intended this to be a humorous piece, because it is rather funny. :) You should have made this an illustrated poem.
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