My Weird Cyber-Space Friends!

Sometimes my best friends are a little weird,
Like Mike the Dwarf with his big red nose.
There's silly Allan with his long red beard,
And Skinny Jack with his twelve inch hose!

There's Siamese twins named Ana and Bob,
They're joined at the shoulder which is neat.
Ana helps her Bob out with a handjob,
While Bob's fingers makes Ana complete!

There's sweet Shannon and my CaroLiner,
These two beauties makes my mouth water!
There's English Al, and Mike from "Down Under,"
They don't always do what they "oughter!"

I forgot to mention long-dick Kevin,
Who sometimes looks a little bit frail.
When it's measured straight it shows eleven,
He's fond of a girl who reads good "Braille!

I have to say I love my real weird friends,
Just like grapes we are a tasty bunch.
We're tight just like some green banana skins,
And speaking about food, what's for lunch??