My Whips and Chain

Author’s Note: After struggling with this particular category in poetry and listening to my daughter read “Green Eggs and Ham” by Dr. Seuss, I finally was inspired. *evil grin* Enjoy!

Do you like my whips and chain?

I do not like them, girl named Jane.
I do not like your whips and chain.

Would you like them on my bed?

I would not like them on your bed.
I would not like them if they were red.
I do not like your whips and chain.
I do not like them, girl named Jane.

Would you like to be restrained?
Would you like to be well trained?

I do not like to be restrained.
I do not want to be well trained.
I do not like them on your bed.
I do not like them, even red.
I do not like your whips and chain.
I do not like them, girl named Jane.

Would you take them on your back?
Would you like the leather black?

Not on my back.
Not leather black.
Not restrained.
Not well trained.
I would not take them on your bed.
I would not take them if they were red.
I would not take your whips and chain.
I do not like them, girl named Jane.

Would you? Could you?
Scream out far?
Take them! Take them!
Here they are!

I would not,
Could not,
Scream out far.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
Used by me!

I would not, could not used by you.
No screaming far! You better shoo.
I would not take them on my back.
I do not care if they are black.
I do not like to be restrained.
I do not want to be well trained.
I do not like them on your bed.
I do not like them even red.
I do not like your whips and chain.
I do not like them, girl named Jane.

A cross! A cross!
A cross ! A cross !
Could you, would you,
On a cross?

Not on a cross! Not used by you!
No screaming far! You better shoo!

I would not, could not, on my back.
I do not care if they are black.
I would not like to be restrained.
I would like to be well trained.
I would not take them on your bed.
I would not take them even red.
I do not like your whips and chain.
I do not like them, girl named Jane.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
In the dark.

Would you, could you,
With my friend Ross?

I would not, could not, with your friend Ross.
Not in the dark. Not on a cross.
Not on my back. Not even black.
I do not like them, quit with your flack.
Not restrained. Not well trained.
Not on your bed. Not even red.
I will not take them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like my whips and chain?

I do not like them, girl named Jane.

Could you, would you,
With some cuffs?

I would not, could not,
With some cuffs!

Would you, could you,
With some fluff?

I could not, would not, with some fluff.
I will not, will not, with some cuffs.
I will not take them on a cross.
Especially not with your friend Ross!
Not in the dark! Not used by you!
No screaming far! You need to shoo!
I will not take them on my back.
I don’t give a shit if they are black!
I will not ever be restrained.
You can not make me be well trained!
I’ll never set foot upon your bed.
Get that thought out of your head!

I do not like your whips and chain!
I do not like YOU, girl named Jane!

You do not like them,
So you say
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Jane!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You’ll fucking see.

Ohhhhhh!
I like these sexy whips and chain!
I do! I like them, girl named Jane!
And I would take them with some fluff.
Definitely with a pair of cuffs.
I want to be up on a cross.
You better bring your good friend Ross!
I like the dark. I will scream far.
They are so good with a spreader bar!
So I will take them on my back.
I want the leather to be black!
I need to have my hands restrained.
I’m begging to be so well-trained!
Throw me, toss me, on your bed!
Spank me ‘til my ass is red!

I do so like
Your whips and chain.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Girl named Jane!