New Marching Cadence Verses!

The Colonel's daughter is so sweet,
Her crotch has got real tasty meat!
Sound off, 1, 2,
Sound off, 1, 2,
Cadence count, 1, 2, 3, 4,
1, 2, 3 4!

Captain's wife is bending over,
Hear her whistle for old Rover!
Sound off, 1, 2,
Sound off, 1, 2,
Cadence count, 1, 2, 3, 4,
1, 2, 3 4!

Look over there at Captain Glass,
He's got a ramrod up his ass!
Sound off, 1, 2,
Sound off, 1, 2,
Cadence count, 1, 2, 3, 4,
1, 2, 3 4!

That Lieutenant there sure walks funny,
He shakes his ass just like a bunny!
Sound off, 1, 2,
Sound off, 1, 2,
Cadence count, 1, 2, 3, 4,
1, 2, 3 4!

Our Sergeant's looking sad and glum,
The Colonel's wife won't give him none!
Sound off, 1, 2,
Sound off, 1, 2,
Cadence count, 1, 2, 3, 4,
1, 2, 3 4!

Just look at that 2 striper run,
The Sergeant-Major's pinched his bun!
Sound off, 1, 2,
Sound off, 1, 2,
Cadence count, 1, 2, 3, 4,
1, 2, 3 4!

If we all do this marching right,
We'll all get laid in town tonight!
Sound off, 1, 2,
Sound off, 1, 2,
Cadence count, 1, 2, 3, 4,
1, 2, 3 4!!