News (3-11-13) for Ashesh

News of the Day (3-11-13)

Justin Beeper
that heartthrob deceiver
Is cursing the Brits
who photographed the little shit
"Go back to Canada
you prime time banana" shout the fans
While Ashesh waves a hanky
and suggests a pop star spanky
Meanwhile in Pakistan
the Taliban
offers a free spot
on the cricket plot
to the guy they like a lot
That South African with steel feet
who knows how to beat
women
He's in first place
with his pretty face
Give him a tali-pray rug
and a shoulder shrug
and a cricket whack
right in the back
Meanwhile back in the States
the politicians order steak
The poor have to make do
with food stamps traded for brew
What are our people supposed to do
While the repub and the demo
trade shots in public limbo
But in private are hiding graft
in Lamborghinis bought with cash
While the chief honcho and his wife
are enjoying the good Hawaiian life
I'm suggesting Beeper and the Steel feet guy
and our Pres on the fly
form a group
Sing at super clubs and soup
kitchens and the like
Bring some joy to us in strife
No doubt they would make millions in wealth
if only Beeper could behave himself
Maybe pay off the deficit
with this trio singing shit
I think that's the way it should be
Here in the land of the free?
So strike up the All Star Band
Justin stop jerking your hand!