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North Pole Party!

byUncle Pervey©

Sung to the music of, "Here Comes Santa Claus."

Santa is cummin', Rudolf is cummin',
All the dwarfs are too!
Donner and Blitzen, Dancer and Vixon,
And then there's me and you!
It's Saturday night, and we'll all get tight,
We're gonna have a good time!
So take off your clothes, cause everyone knows,
We'll form us a daisy-chain line!

Santa is boozin', Rudolph is choosin',
Dopey's tight asshole!
They are all suckin', they are all fuckin',
They're having a time you know!
They're gonna do it, get into good shit,
And they'll bugger each other's hole!
But if you think that, you're just a cool cat,
You are just plain not in the know!

Miz Claus is fussin', and she's a cussin',
She feels so dad blamed mad!
She doesn't have one, she ain't havin' fun,
She's angry and that is bad!
She's gettin' madder, ain't gettin' gladder,
She's angry cause no one will play!
She wants a big dick, but that's a hard trick,
Cause Misses Claus ain't built that way!

Miz Claus'es Daisy, drives her half crazy,
But she's havin' some fun!
Dancer and Blitzen, Donner and Vixon,
Are blowing their loads in her bum!
Now they're all happy, they're actin' sappy,
And they're havin' a ball!
Dancer and Vixon, Prancer and Blitzen,
Are doin' it to her in the hall,
Now she is singin', and she is thinkin',
"I'm wantin' more and more!
I'm gonna get some, packed in to my bum,
"This party's like nothin' before!!"

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