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Nursery Rhyme 017 - Simple Simon!

byUncle Pervey©

Simple Simon was a Pie man,
But Simon liked OTHER pies!
The ONLY SWEET that he would EAT,
ALWAYS nestled between FEMALE thighs!

Simple Simon WASN'T simple,
His brain would JUST get DIZZIE.
He just loved pies BETWEEN their thighs,
And he got PRETTY FOND of Lizzie!

Simple Simon WAS THE Pie-man,
With the BEST pies ALL around.
He liked the BACK for a RICH snack,
And said he LOVED his Cinnamon BROWNED!!

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