Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,
Eating a cherry pie.
Along came a spider and crawled up inside her,
And said damn this pussies wide!
Jack and Jill ran up a hill,
To smoke some marajuna.
Jack got high unzipped his fly,
But Jill said I dont Wanna!
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,
Be careful who you screw,
They'll cum all over you!
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