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To be read live on audio by 'impressive' on the Author's Hangout, just for our mate Matriarch. We love you Mat!!

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There was an old auntie whom we met on a thread
She kissed us all soundly and sent us to bed
She read naughty stories that made us all blush
Then kissed our lips softly, which made us all hush.

'Hush my sweet child', she would sometimes coo
Which made us all flutter and our panties wet goo
Her accent so tempting, and so demure
Yet her intentions anything, but wholesome and pure

Old? Ye ask, me sweet impressive one
If she's an old hag, ye can kiss me bum

Matriarch, Mat, you old wrinkled witch
Get yer ass back in bed and call me yer bitch.