- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Occam's Aftershave
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What can
a greenhouse
teach us about
wealth management?
to growth wealthy
you must be hot, wet
and fertilized
What can
the red-legged Kittiwake
teach us about
unbiased Wealth Management?
very little, unfortunately
since
Kittiwakes lack the ability
to speak a human language
maybe one could
peck a lesson plan
on your head
What can
a circus contortionist
teach us about
financial analysts?
if you want true insight
you may as well start
by kissing your own ass
What can
a sizzling hot iron poker
teach us about
a politician's honesty?
nothing really
but
you can't get the latter
without the former
What can
a duckbilled platypus
teach us about
quantum physics?
jeez
don't get them started
I swear
they'll talk your damn ear off
freakish little proto-mammal show-offs
What can
dirty tricks
played on strangers
teach us about
television advertisments?
As long as you got your message across
and they remembered it
it doesn't matter
if they liked it
- COMMENTS
jthserraalmost 20 years agolooks into some facets of everyday life today. It read more like some sharply pointed prose rather than poetry though. There are some insightful witticisms but I thought it would be stronger poetry if you used images to show me, rather than just outline your conclusions. I wonder if Occam would try this aftershave... good one.
jim : )
Liaralmost 20 years agoThe quantum p guruhood of platypussys (platypuses? platypii?) was supposed to be a secret! Now they'll never help me take over the world...
A really fun read. And an awesome title.
tarablackwood22almost 20 years ago...in more ways than one. Engrossing, and the title is wonderful. The philosophy of simple explanation.
Maria2394almost 20 years agomight be, I love your title most of all, really cool, your insight is just great and your sarcasm gets the point across easily,,,did you write a razor part yet? ;)
WickedEvealmost 20 years agoIt reads like prose to me, with line breaks to give it a poetic structure.
This is the best part:
What can
the red-legged Kittiwake
teach us about
unbiased Wealth Management?
very little, unfortunately
since
Kittiwakes lack the ability
to speak a human language
maybe one could
peck a lesson plan
on your head
