- Erotic Poetry
- Ode To 69
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I was never
Much of a
Numbers person;
Used a calculator
To get answers
And balance my checkbook.
Then one hot, sweaty
Summer night in Eden;
In bed with a
Virgin math teacher,
I discovered numbers
In a new and erotic way;
Actually it was one number,
A number residing between 68 and 70;
The number was 69, a sexual position
For performing simultaneous oral sex:
She went north to my flag pole
And I went south to her garden;
Her mouth wrapped around my manhood;
My tongue pistoning in
And out of her vagina.
Since then 69 has been my lucky number.
