Ode to an Erection

You are the desire
Of every man, young
or old. You are the
Focal point of pleasure.
You begin from a limp state
And rise to heaven;
If you do not occur
Women are disappointed;
You are controlled by
The mind of your owner;
Through you flows the
Milk of life and reality;
In your glory you wear
A beautiful, stretched,
But well fitting, jacket
Of onion skin with blue stripes.
You are at home in a hand,
Mouth, vagina or back door.
You are erection; watch you grow.
If you are small men will do
About anything to increase your size;
Women just want you to perform
Until the tide ceases.
You are the source of pleasure;
The quest of lovers; you
Are erection and manhoods
Most honored prize...watch you stretch
Like a turtle's head coming
Out of its shell; a snake uncoiling
From a deep sleep. You are at
You finest hour when wearing
Your purple hat on your head.
Stand tall and long. Oh, magnificent
Friend of eroticism and pleasure.