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Click hereYou are kinky
The one feared
But admired:
They call you
Weired, bizarre,
Peculiar and eccentric;
You have liberated
The lust of millions
Who dared to say
Yes to their desires;
You are honored
In secret places
And talked about in church;
You stimulate the mind and body;
Wet vaginas and raise dead men;
You are what prudish women
Pay lovers for; and clerics
Get in back seats of cars;
You deserve honor, devotion
And a seat up front in the syagogue;
Let's raise our glasses to kinky...SALUTE.