Old needle-dick Sam!

Old Sam Johnson, had a real long dick,

Ten inches long, but thin as a stick.

First time he put it in, with a real fast slam,

He earned the nickname, Needle-Dick Sam!

Old Needle-Dick Sam, became widely known,

When a gal saw him, all you'd hear was a moan,

They all liked the length, but what made them so sick,

Was that Needle-Dick's dick, was thin as a stick!

Now Needle-Dick Sam, found a gal who's just right,

She had a sway-backed pussy, and fit him so tight!

When he finally got, his needle-dick in,

All Sam could do, was hump her and grin!

All good stories may have, a good o'men,

For every strange dick, there's a strange woman!

And if your dick's skinny, long short or fat,

The right woman will show YOU, right where its at!!