On The Cover of The Playboy

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Parody of the classic Dr. Hook song On The Cover of The Rolling Stone

Well I'm a big, sexy lady
I got golden mountains coming out of my shirt
And I'm loved everywhere I go


I write about the beauty of the booty
And I always tell the truth
Bring home million dollar paychecks
At the end of each and every week


I got all kinds of boyfriends
That give me all kinds of thrills
But the thrill I've never know
Is the thrill that it gets a girl
When she gets her picture
On the cover of the Playboy Magazine


CHORUS

Playboy Magazine
I'm gonna see my picture on the cover
Playboy
Gonna buy 5 copies for my lover
Gonna see a lot more then just my smiling face
On the cover of the Playboy Magazine


I got a geeky guy named Mikey
Who stalks me all the time
I got his poor old gray-haired daddy doing community
service
Driving my limousine
Now it's all designed to blow their minds
But their minds won't really be blown
Like the blow that'll get 'em
When I get my picture
On the cover of the Playboy Magazine


CHORUS


I gotta a lot of hunky
Blue eyed groupies
Who do anything I say
I got a genuine indian guru
He's teaching me a better way


I got all the boyfriends that money can buy
So I never have to be alone
And I keep getting richer
But I can't get my picture
On the cover of the Playboy Magazine


CHORUS


2007 Ramona Thompson

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