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Click here"Eye rolling commiseration."
I stole that
From public radio
While writing a poem about
The way she could catch a fly
by one wing
between her teeth
My choice, port or starboard
Catch and release
The poor dung lover, half buzzing
Would never approach her air space
again.
Unless it was unintelligent.
She could do many more
Fancy deeds
Left or right handed
My choice
With my head or loin
I sense you all
Rolling eyes, commiseratingly