Owed two a spell chequer

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normist
normist
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versas won too three
This poem should be red it out loud.
Am eye write to right this owed
Or is it a hobby-hoarse aye rowed?
Not by rode, but by river eye road.
A feet aye no, but eye save my feat
From walking two far. Sew!
Aye am write in the weigh two right this owed?
I, my pea sea tolled me sew!

See the sheep climb the hill?
The you by the gait has its own gate
Turn to the hill ewe have to climb
Have aye you're ascent two assent this hill?
Is the weigh in site, or do aye way the benefits still?
Aye am write in the weigh two right this owed?
I, my pea sea tolled me sew!

A steep climb, we come to an in,
Named for the barred, The Shakespeare arms.
Ewe won't come inn. Ewe say your bard
Just a quick be a aye say; too warm my feat by the great
Isle bee butt a minuet. This brake is grate.
Aye am write in the weigh two right this owed?
I, my pea sea tolled me sew!

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BOSTONFICTIONWRITERBOSTONFICTIONWRITERalmost 16 years ago
Unbelievable!

Unbelievable!

normistnormistalmost 16 years agoAuthor
Reply to Anon in USA

In writing this, I was not trying to poke fun at anyone, but to illustrate some of the pitfalls that any one of us can fall into!

twelveoonetwelveoonealmost 16 years ago
Aye, I eye

the way of weigh, tend to agree more with Kolkore than LeBroz.

sexysmilesexysmilealmost 16 years ago
Well done!

You illustrate your point flawlessly!

Alvaron53Alvaron53almost 16 years ago
ROTFLOL

Yore rightin' maid mea guff aw. Tank ewe!

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