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Parody of Pumped Up Kicks

bydrdirty8©

At Least Size Six - Parody of Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People

Reba is a dumb cunt.
Looks like shit from the back,
Oh wait, she looks like shit from the front.
She got a fat ass
It will blind the blind
If they look too fast.

Yeah! She found a red thong
At Wal-Mart last night for only $2.99.
Give it just a little lick.
She got a figure that could curdle milk.
I don't even know how,
but she's coming for you. Yeah, she's coming for you!

All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run run run, faster than a bullet.
All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run run run, faster than a bullet.

All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run, better run, outrun her cunt.
All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run, better run, faster than a bullet.

Reba works a long day.
She be coming at home late, and she's coming at home late.
And she's bringing a surprise.
'cause the dildo's in the kitchen and it's infested with lice.

She's waited for a long time.
Yeah the draw of her hand is now a quick-flick viber.
She plays sink the pink with a cigarette,
Then she say, "My pubic hair's on fire, I must have burned my slit, yeah?"

All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run, better run, outrun her cunt.
All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run, better run, faster than a bullet.

All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run, better run, outrun her cunt.
All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run, better run, faster than a bullet.

(Run, Run, Run, Run. Run, Run.
R-Run, Run, Run.
R-Run.
R-Run, Run, Run.
R-Run.
Run, Run.
Run, Run.
Run, Run, Run.)

All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run, better run, outrun her cunt.
All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run, better run, faster than a bullet.

All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run, better run, outrun her cunt.
All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run, better run, faster than a bullet.

All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run, better run, outrun her cunt.
All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run, better run, faster than a bullet.

All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run, better run, outrun her cunt.
All the other dicks at least size six,
Better run, better run, faster than a bullet.

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