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Pissing Contest

byHarryHill©

Voiding in the snow
is best
Jaundiced lines
well defined
frozen parameters
definitive proof.

It's true;
equipment is rather lack luster
bigger is better
reach is everything
beaten as the first drop
falls decameters short
tool held with finger tips
while rival peter's
well in hand.

So, he wins the contest
by simple rules of game
his forceful spray
will take the day
now let us try
to write our names.

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