- Erotic Poetry
- Pity the Husband
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Oh my dear, what a sad position
To see you in this life transition.
One moment you were wild and free,
But freedom now will never be.
Swollen ankles, whinging all day,
Her complaints about symptoms are here to stay.
Aching back and her breasts so sore
She won't let you touch them anymore.
Heartburn, stretch marks, pees all the time
And wasn't morning sickness just sublime?
You're forced to sit through pre-natal class
And what's with the hemorrhoids in her ass?!
You're stressed at work but you can't complain,
Because she's just found a varicose vein.
She's getting fatter and shall I mention
You're no longer getting sexual attention?
You always enjoyed screwing your Mistress,
Since at home your cock is neglected and listless.
Why are you there with your knocked-up wife,
When you could be here having the time of your life?
Dildos, restraints, sex toys galore,
You always end up begging for more.
Licking, squirming, moaning, sucking,
Biting, screaming, violently fucking!
When the wife is pregnant and the sex is never,
You need your Mistress more than ever!
- COMMENTS
Anonymousalmost 17 years agoA woman who sees it the way it is! It's not the greatest time of life for men but it's always about the woman. Thanks for understanding. ;)
