Playing Hard to Get

Are you playing hard to get Paul?
It's been so long since we kissed
Are you leading me up the garden path?
Once bitten, twice smitten, once pissed!

Are you just playing hard Paul?
Not taking your squash quite so lightly,
Give me a chance to start playing with you
And you'll see I'm 'Mrs Twice Nightly'!

Are you just playing Paul?
Leading a quite merry dance,
Teasing with bulges and promises
Not letting me into your pants!

Are you just hard Paul?
Are you firm and brimming to cum?
You know how I always imagine you
As I finger my cunt and my bum

So please don't play hard to get Paul
Come visit your lover instead
And you'll be so glad you fucked me
As out hot bodies tussle in bed!