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Pondering Nuts!

byUncle Pervey©

People like to ponder of many things,
And most things they think of ain't worth a lot.
They'll even argue about right or wrong,
When it comes to if it's "good" to smoke "Pot!"

Another "good" subject they will ponder,
And most times lose their temper in discourse.
They have come to BLOWS at Election time,
Over "Stupid" politicians, of course!

If you want to see REAL pondering done,
Then bring up "Religion," but stand WAY back!
This will bring "Nuts" right out of the woodwork,
They're REALLY VICIOUS, and attack in PACKS!

When you see someone that's pondering HARD,
Watch the "silly" expressions on their face.
They can make you laugh so hard you'll feel sick,
And laughing at "pure Fools" ain't no disgrace!

Pondering CAN be a REAL BAD habit,
And make you itch and scratch like mangy "Mutts."
So if you want to keep your "Sanity,"
DON'T JOIN those "LEGIONS" of "Pondering Nuts!!"

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