- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Proper Perspective
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Click herecaught an eel while drinking beer
hit his head against the pier
cut his throat and skinned his hide
took him home - my alibi
grabbed that sucker - fried him up
ate with okra - didn't suck
returned from church wife ask why
I corn mealed my alibi
'baby it's the poetry
a bard such as I must see
must write the truth not script a lie
so I ate my alibi'
she looked down...whispered mellow
turning my legs to jello
'you might be an Edgar Poe
but he ain't no long fellow'
- COMMENTS
Bill Dadaabout 18 years agoSo if I corn meal my alibi, I'll get the proper perspective? And a big laugh as well.
Anonymousover 19 years agoEach stanza is very crafty. As with everyone else, thank you, you made me laugh.
Maria2394over 19 years agomake me laugh and laugh two times, I like your poetry and love your rhymes, and ""corn mealed my alibi"", brought hysterical tears to my eyes ;)
