Public Sex and Nudity-Humor

Public Sex and Nudity-Humor

Oh, tell me all about it
Whisper, do not shout it
Gossip is the current trend
The television has no end
Of smut and scandals
Of movie stars clad only in sandals
With tits popping out like flash bulbs exploding
Of naked beach shots that leave us gloating
What we don't see much is cocks and balls
Very rarely if at all
Why is there a fig leaf on every penis?
When all you need is a soft Kleenex
Could it be that the stars are too shy
Or is it the censures that decree
What we should and should not see
I propose an equality of nudity
Let's stop with this stupidity
I'd like to see the president take his oath in the nude
No I am not being rude
I think it would be good for the masses
If we got to see the asses
Of all the politicians and their cocks and cunts
Be they large or merely runts
A little pussy is only fair to clear the static from the air
I want to sit down for a coffee
And view Ophra's va-gi-gi
In case you don't know, that's Ophra-esce
For cunt, did you guess?
I want to see Jay Leno's prick
Or David Copperfield do a trick
Like making his cock grow
into a serpent and fly off as a crow
I want that plagiarist Bidden
To rim his wife without hide'n
Be it dull or non-existent
I want to see Hillary blow her top assistant
And as for Nancy Pelosi
How about a congressional gang bang with out her clothes. See
The Supreme Court in daisy chain
No doubt, the one who will complain
That there are no pubic hairs on his coke
We all know about that joke
I'm just supposing
This would lead to a closing
Of most caucuses and Senate filibusters
As those old guys like Boehner and McCain won't muster
A view of their ancient war torn thruster
As they talk and bluster
Unless they get dispensation
Of a free Viagra vaccination
Or perhaps a box of pills
So they can rise above their ills
I suggest a new level of public scrutiny
Of circumcised or uncut weenies?
How big are their balls?
How low do they fall?
Can they keep it up for hours?
Do they drop the soap in showers?
And then there is that quirky Larry Craig
Who hangs around airport toilet bays?
Hoping to suck a cock
When after a knock the doors unlock
Fuck the trial or his denial
I want to see his lips on a cock's out-stroke
Or when he's getting his ass poked
Excuse me if this sounds perverse
But I think we must be terse
And demand that public figures
Do not hide behind the rigors
But express themselves as humans
With no subterfuge when screw'an
If the men cum we will applaud
If they fail to satisfy a broad
Then drag them to the guillotine
Keep them fit and keep them lean
I'm not saying cut off their head
Just clip off their dicks instead
That way they can't fuck us any more
And steal paychecks that we work for
Yes, let's take the matter in hand
Grab them by their balls each man
And the women who serve let them show
If their tits are high-tech or hanging low
I want them to earn all that they steal
As Anderson Cooper says, "I'm just keeping it real"
Andy's a sweet poof but we never see him sucking dick or taking it in the ass
Maybe with time that will come to pass
I'm not asking for the moon
Or a room of fucking buffoons
I want people to see that figures on the screen
Are no different from you and me an'
They bleed and piss and run
They probably have too much fun
But they are humans one for one
Not idols, gods or aberrations
The excuse is they are just stars or politicians