pussy shortage

it's an epidemic
something needs to be done
a pussy shortage
is bad news for everyone
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dick doesn't do it for me
but pussy sure does
i had dick one time
and i remember how gross it was
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for me, not having pussy
does what criptonite does to superman
and now i'm starting to panic
because it's getting out of hand
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like an addict needs a hit
i need a fix too
someone must be avaiable
but the question is who
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i need to lick some pussy
too bad i can't reach mine
even an ugly chick's pussy
would suit me just fine
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it's been so long since i had pussy
i'm thinking about trying dick
i'm in dire need of pussy
and i need some quick