Queasy Quincy!byUncle Pervey©
There was a girl who acted queasy,
Everyone knew her name was Lizzie.
Then came a man who was named Quincy,
He saw her ass and he got busy.
Now Lizzie was a pretty Lassie,
She had one gorgeous lovely assie!
So Quincy made a little passie,
To try to get this classie Lassie!
This Quincy lad was so damned trashy,
But he thought he was really flashy!
He thought he could purchase her ashy,
If he gave her a little cashy.
But she told him it made no sensie,
Cause he "Sure as Hell" was no Princie!
And he made her feel so queasy tensie,
Now he is known as Queasy Quincy!!