Quest For Love!

A shining knight went out one day,
To see what he could see.
He roamed the vales and fens a-far,
From sea to shining sea!

He came upon a damsel fair,
In trial and tribulation!
She said, "Forsooth Sir Knight so bold,
You be a true temptation!

"And if you'd aid this damsel here,"
She pointed to herself.
"You may have my body Sir,
I'll give you gobs of wealth!"

So on he charged to yonder keep,
To slay the evil monster.
He killed it there and claimed the girl,
She knew that it would cost her!

He took her home and to his bed,
She was a lovely sight!
He stripped her clothes then jumped her bones,
And loved her all the night!!