Ramona, A Real Character

All the days of our lives
Through all our children we searched and searched
Sought for the answer on how to create a new character
Bold, ballsy, controversial and oh so different than any others our viewers had ever seen before

Our passions exhausted
We were just about to give up
When it hit us
Just like a bolt from the clear blue sky
Before us oh so real and perfectly fixed in our minds
There she stood
Naughty, nice, virginal, slutty and downright inspired

Ramona Thompson
An enigma
A diva
A witch with a capital B
All would love to hate her
All would hate to love her
Right off the page she sprang and came to life
Kicking butt and taking names
It was at that very moment that we knew
Here was our goal
Here was our ticket
Outta the slums and right into the fast lane of a rich Hollywood life

She's caused quite a commotion on the web
Now we're ready to her to the screen
Big or small?
Whoever offers us the most cash gets our names in ink on the deal
So take out those wallets and let's get those bidding wars to going, ladies and gentlemen

As of now we begin
How much are you willing to pay to use the character of Ramona Thompson in your next big project?

With pens at the ready
Ready, willing and able to sign
We can hardly wait to see what you and the future bring