Randy Randy!byUncle Pervey©
There was a feller who's name was Randy,
He had climax control, and was handy.
He always felt himself feeling Randy,
Then he met a girl one day named Andy!
Her whole name was Andria Mullandy,
But she just went by the name of "Andy."
Her name didn't seem to bother Randy,
Cause he'd made some plans to get her "candy!"
This shy petite pretty girl named Andy,
Saw easily enough he was "randy,"
So she gave him a bottle of brandy,
And slipped safely away with her "candy!"
He woke feeling anything but dandy,
And swore he'd never drink no more brandy.
When he looked around there was no Andy,
Randy Randy never got her "candy!!"