- Erotic Poetry
- Returning Jackass
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Hello again, come right on in!
Oh yes, I cut my hair
and lightened it some,
why thank you, it brings
out the store bought tan.
Would you like some wine?
Do you like merlot?
No, I have no whiskey,
and I gave up beer long ago.
Really? Not much has changed,
a new picture for the den,
there is a different rug
under the couch.
Honey, kiss me harder
if you want to turn me on.
New? Yes, the old bed
was lumpy and hard
and memory filled.
Spend more time on
my nipples, sweet,
I like it so much.
Let me show you
Throbbing Pete,
two battery packs!
Five gyrating speeds!
Yes, I know he is large,
I like him that way.
I have changed? Cocky?
Me? Not at all, lover.
Did you really think
you could waltz in here
like coming back from
the grocery store,
everything remaining
just as you left it
several years ago?
